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My Shiny Teeth and Me by Chip Skylark

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Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*

“There’s a loneliness that only exists in one’s mind. The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.” -The Great Gatsby

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candyycigarettes:

why do i keep losing followers

where are you all going



can i come

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT OF MY LIFE

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